"WILL YOU MARRY ME?"

I had a very serious marriage proposal the other day. I needed a taxi to take me around for a couple of hours to run some errands. It took three tries to get one to agree to my price but I was patient. He had driven me to a few places and we were at a grocery store. When I got back to the taxi I told him we were waiting for a friend of mine to join us. He told me to get into the taxi, I declined saying my friend needed to see me. He said he did not want anyone to take me. I was puzzled but he said he did not want any other men to see me. I got it to sit down and he insisted on closing the door. He then told me that he wanted to marry me, I laughed. He looked sad, I told him he needs to understand I have been proposed to numerous times and nobody knows me, I am just a ticket to America. He insisted he was different that he wanted me to meet his family and take me for coffee, so I could check him out, we would then go out to dinner then we would get married. Oh the funny part is when he found out my age, he told me we need to get married and have a baby right away so we do not miss my time. Imagine his face when my friend turned out to be a man. He did give me his number because I would not give him mine, bless.